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I have no idea how i ended up @ your site, but my god, i have wasted about 90 minutes laughing my ass off @ work... WAY FUNNY DUDE....

By the way, the season kicks off in 3 days... and i am a die hard ANGELS FAN.... watch out this year !!!!!!!

( also, nice to see Vlad tossed you a ball, lucky guy ! )

take care

Subject: Advertising inquiry

Date: Mar 8, 2006 7:00 PM

Hello,

I represent Play4Prizes.com, a free Slots Tournament website. We are trying to increase our visibilty on the web and therefor I would like to know if Play4Prizes would be able to advertise with textlinks on your website.

Please let me know, when you are interested. I can offer you a monthly payment via various payment methods, but i prefer Paypal.

Kind Regards
Adrian

Subject: new years day swim

Date: Dec 25, 2005 8:15 PM

do you know what time the swim is this year?

Subject: L Street

Date: Nov 16, 2005 9:58 AM

You're too funny!
Interested in doing the L Street swim on New Year's day 2006. Got any information on it? Do you have to register in advance? Any fees?
Thanks! Hard to find information on this event!

Subject: BOSTON SUCKS!!

Date: Oct 18, 2005 11:02 AM

You are a freaken idiot!!! New York sports have soo much more history than Boston will ever have.
When was the last time the Bruins won a stanley cup?
when was the last time the celtics were good?
The Patriots arent even that good, they won their last 3 superbowls by a field goal. If they didnt have a good kicker you guys wouldnt have won.
How many rings do the red sox have, 6. How many rings do the yankees have, 26.
Look ok the red sox have enough money, they just dont use it, they could have had A-ROD but they lost him to the yankees.

Subject: L Street Brownies

Date: Jun 7, 2005 12:49 PM

Hi Dan,

My name is Peter ---- and would like to join the L street Brownies. During the summer I go to Carsons beach and I live in Somerville. You might guess that I like it there... Its the fun and family atmosphere

I thank you very much

Peter ----

Subject: L Street Brownies

Date: Jun 1, 2005 5:31 PM

Hi Dan,

I like you site. I was wondering if you had any further contact info for the Brownies though…

-Anthony

Subject: read your website and wanted to comment

Date: Jun 2, 2005 12:20 AM

Hi Dan,

I came across your website looking for Bert and Ernie pictures (long story. There was a link to a page about mascot and character photos. What grabbed my attention was the fact, that I too, pursue pictures with mascots..hahhaha. I mean I figured people like taking pictures with them, but I go out of my to get as many pictures as I can. :) I'm from Tucson, Arizona, and I've been to Boston a few times. Anyways, just wanted to say hi and that it's nice to know I share some of my quirky fetishes with someone else. I'll have to visit your site again sometime.

Take care,
Bianca

Subject: Liked your site

Date: May 28, 2005 10:36 AM

Hi Dan,

While researching my family tree I came across your site. I think it is great. Being a Scully myself from Galway Ireland I thought it was interesting to see your dad in the photos as he is particularly Irish looking. I'll keep in touch with your site for more interesting photos and testimonials!!!! Well Done

Subject: L Street Brownies

Date: May 24, 2005 1:24 PM

HI need to get in contact with the head of the L Street Brownies ASAP. Could you possibly get me that info? I have a very unique oppertunity for the club.

Thank You,
Jason

From: NYYANKEES0159@aol.com

Subject: (no subject)

Date: May 12, 2005 9:00 PM

man, you suck. fat ass who needs a hobby. so waht if the sox win. we got 26 and you got 6. big deal fat ass

Subject: Scheduled event

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 16:26:55 EST

Hi Dan..
I am just wondering if you are have The John PizzarelliTrio playing at your place...in the near future...I am a great fan of theirs..and I thought I heard that they would be there..and if they are ..I was wondering when..Please let me know..asap
Thanks so much..
LM

Subject: RE: Wedding Page Photos

Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 16:03:40 +0100

I looked at his web site, the chicken made me laugh
bisous

Subject: Cubs Players fan

Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 05:59:07 -0800 (PST)

Hi,
I am a very very big fan of The Cubs Players and i would like to exchange the link of my site http://www.mlb-players.com/cubs/index.php with your site. Our site information is in Title:History of Chicago Cubs : A Great MLB TEAM http://www.mlb-players.com/cubs/index.php I'll be very happy if you could add a link back to my sites. If you've already linked to my website, please let me know which page of your website and i'll make sure that your website will be listed on my site as well.
Email me
my site name is www.mlb-players.com
Title: Cubs Players URL: http://www.mlb-players.com/cubs/index.php
Best Regards.
Lissa Ray

Subject: link exchange proposal

Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 17:58:42 -0800

hi,
i am a great fan of yankees .i will be very greatful to u if u
exchange link of
my site -http:"http://www.yankees-redsox-rivalries.com"
with urs site
our site information is
Title:yankees-redsox-rivalries
URL:http://www.yankees-redsox-rivalries.com
it will be a honour if you could add a link back to my site.
If you've linked to my website, please let me know which page of your website
and i'll make sure that your website Will be listed on my site also.
Email me at:support@yankees-redsox-rivalries.com
Best Regards,christina

Subject: L street brownies

Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:04:43 -0500

Hi, I came across your website when looking for info on a local polar bear club. I'm wondering if you know the contact info for the L street brownies. I hope to participate in their swim this new year's day and want some more info from them.
Thanks a lot,

Subject: RE: Interested

Date: Tue, 23 Nov 2004 14:00:08 -0600

Hello,

Thank you for your response, I was hoping you would be interested in our proposal. As to your question about our intentions, our company is currently attempting to create the largest network of sports related websites on the web. You may think your website does not have anything to do with sports, but the links to it were associated with searches for various sporting events. We want people to be able to find information on any team, in any league, for any sport possible.

We would be interested in purchasing the domain name, URL, and any unique content on the site as we have no plans to change the website in its current form (you get the number of hits you do for a reason). Someone from our company would be in charge of maintaining the site so you do not have to worry about that. The reason we would like ownership is so that we can direct the way the sites come together and are linked, rather than just advertising on a bunch of different sites.

We are currently offering twice the yearly profits from your website plus money for the hard work and content you have put into the site. If you have a figure of what this total would be, please let me know at your earliest convenience as our interest is sincere.

Also, I seem to have misplaced the URL for your site since my initial email. If you would include that in any future replies, it would help me out tremendously.

Thank you again for your interest in what we are trying to accomplish and if I can answer any other questions let me know.

Mike Beltre
sportsite@sportsitenetwork.com

Subject: Interested

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:20:00 -0600

I don't know if you are interested in selling you site, but we are looking to purchase a variety of sites (and I assumed you are the person I should contact regarding this).

If you would be interesting in selling your site, let me know how much would you charge

I look forward to hearing back from you,
Mike Beltre

Subject: Congrats on the Sox and the wedding

Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 09:04:04 -0700 (PDT)

You don't know me. I stumbled across your site today while looking for some video on the Izzy incident back in 2001. (Thanks for that by the way)
While wandering around your site I noticed two things:
1) You are obviously a Red Sox fan.
2) You were (if all went as planned) married this past Saturday.
Anyway. Congrats on both. Life must be looking pretty good for you right now!

Subject: (no subject)

Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 19:55:30 EDT

Hey
Can you tell me in Boston does a red yankees hat count as being anti yankees?
Thanks.

Subject: Larry David Lookalike?

Date: Wed, 08 Sep 2004 02:15:18 +0000

You said you were a Larry David Lookalike, but I can't find a photo that shows off the likeness or the comparison. Can you forward one to me?

I will forward my photo in return, and then we'll talk.

I want to get on the show. I have a storyline developing that Larry might like. If you look more like him than I do, then I'll give you the storyline, and you can make it on the show. Is it a deal?

Subject: I AM DANIEL MICHAEL SCULLY

Date: Mon, 6 Sep 2004 22:30:46 -0700

Dear Dan,
I don't get it. My best to your wife, June June. Scully. Or something.
Best regards,
~ Wayne June

Subject: Links Exchange

Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2004 08:13:59 -0500

i am a die hard fan of Chucky Atkins and i would like to exchange the link of my site-http:"http://www.angelfire.com/stars5/cuckyatkins_chuck/index.htm" with your site.
Our site informaiton is
Title: Chucky Atkins Fan Site
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/stars5/cuckyatkins_chuck/index.htm
I'll be very happy if you could add a link back to my sites .
If you've linked to my website, please let me know which page of your website and i'll make sure that your website Will be listed on my site also.
Email me

Subject: elmo costume

Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 19:52:34 EDT

hi i am looking for an elmo costume like the one you have pictured do you know where to get one?

Maryann

Subject : SHAUGHNESSY!

Sent : Monday, June 28, 2004 7:55 AM

I wrote to Dan a little while back about how I thought he was negative and look what I got back:

you are right. i know you. a loser who lives with mom and eats cheeseballs all day and loves pedro more than anyone else in the word. sycophant. look it up. it's you.

I don't even like cheeseballs

Subject : Concerning dmsjr.couch.tripod.com

Sent : Sunday, June 27, 2004 4:25 PM

Hello,
We are creating a Recreation Directory - http://www.entertainment-resources.com/ - and we would like to include your website http://dmsjr.couch.tripod.com/ to our Humor category - http://www.entertainment-resources.com/Humor/.
Please submit your site's information here:
http://www.entertainment-resources.com/Humor/form.html.
A reciprocal link from your site would be appreciated. This is my linking code :
Humor resources - directory of Humor related websites.
Thank you,
Paul Warren,
webmaster@entertainment-resources.com.

Subject : Blondie Boston Show

Sent : Monday, May 10, 2004 6:07 PM

Do you have the Blondie show on video or audio from City Hall Plaza 6/27/03? Thanks.

Subject : Blondie Free Boston Concert Wanted

Sent : Wednesday, May 5, 2004 10:03 AM

Dan, I was at the Blondie free City Hall Plaza concert June 27, 2003 in Boston, and I'm looking for any decent audience audio or video from show? I have my audio that I taped, but it's just okay sounding...I'm looking for a better one...I noticed some fans taping audio and video, but I did'nt hook up with them or know them. I also took a few photos from concert during soundcheck. Thanks, Denny USA

Subject : what does it take?

Sent : Sunday, April 4, 2004 8:38 PM

To whom it may concern,
I would like to become a L st. brownie only as far as doing the new year's day swim, could you please tell me what i need to do as far as joining so i may swim with you in the 2005 swim.
thank you,
jean

Subject: Atlas Dance Club

Date: Wed, 7 Jan 2004 10:33:23 -0500

Hi,
Glad I found your site ! I am looking for a few places to go or not go. A group friends (mix of couples & singles)and I were out with recently and my friend mentioned she wanted to go dancing in Boston. She loves to dance, but here in the SeaCoast of NH for good dance clubs, it is much to be desired. One of the guys mentioned to one of the other guys (single guys) to go the the Atlas. So as we started our seach on the web we landed on a site with listings for Boston nightlife. So we checked out the site for Jillians, and linked to Atlas's Halloween Lingere Night. My impression if other nights are similar is that it is a pick up bar. Not all of us have that motive (guys or girls) and bars are good for that some more than others. Which is the impression I got about the Altas. So in your opinion could you help steer my girlfriends and I to some places to go that are the least offenders ? At the same time I have friend who likes the pick up bars, so if you could help her out there ? This has got to be one of the craziest emails I have ever wrote, and to someone I don't know !!! Well the on positive side, it will help us decide the places to go without too much bar hopping. Your site was to be on !!!

Thank You

Subject:

Date: Thu, 13 Nov 2003 09:34:17 -0500

I am looking for an Elvis impersonator or another appropriate one for Sat Nov 22 in Hopkinton MA for small 40th birthday party for my girl friend. Do you still offer this and, if so, what are your rates? If not, can you recommend someone in this area?

Thanks so much.

Subject: Hi fellow spacewaster

Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 17:37:57 +0200

Hello Dani,

I borrowed two pictures of your site and to it belonging piece of words.
Please like it when you see it at: www.c-hef.org/larja or mail me to cut it out again.

Thanks in advance ..

Jacob

Subject:

Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 10:50:19 EDT

You have to be the single greatest human being alive, thanks for supporting fellow Yankee haters.

-Skylar Jagodowski

Subject: hey

Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2003 16:37:02 +0200

hey,
my name is yael and I'm from Israel.
I'v been to your site and I tried to find somehting- I thought maybe u could help..
I was looking for a reason, a reason why someone would put so much time and effort in putting his family pictures on the web...
but don't get me wronge- its a cool site.
I got to it by looking up "bad haircuts" on google. I needed something to cheer me up- I had a haircut today and I sort of hate it..
well- sorry to have botherd u - feel free to put this Email in the trash can..
have a good life
yael

Subject: interesting

Date: 27 May 2003, 11:07:47 AM

well, somehow by searching for some humor on drunk dialing to a send to a friend whom had the pleasure of receiving a call from me on friday night I discovered your page. Quite a web site you have and very silly :)

just thought I would drop you a note and let you know.

take care,
stacy

Subject: RE:

Date: 04/30/2003 11:25 AM

I went to your website the other day. Great site. When you look at the pictures you could never tell you had a bad day running.

Subject: RE: FW: PrivateBondholderReporting

Date: 28 Apr 2003, 10:48:16 AM

You are one fried individual.......

Re:

Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 02:14:45 +0000

Hi Dan,
If your creative ability is a reflection your running ability, you might win this thing on Monday. Great site, I'd like to know more about it after the Marathon.

Subject: Yankees suck!

Date: 16 Apr 2003, 07:11:06 PM

Hi Daniel. I was reading through some of your great commentary concerning the Yankees. I LOVE IT! I was curious, being such a huge Red Sox fan...do you know where I might could get my hands on a specific t-shirt. It has the Yankee's Roster on the back and beside every players name is says "sucks"...at the bottom it says "...and Jeter swallows." It's the only thing my boyfriend has asked for and I can't find the thing ANYWHERE!! Thought you might could be of some assistance.
Fellow Yankee hater,
Ashley

Subject: another El Vez Appreciation page

Sent: 25 Feb 2003, 02:34:08 PM

we loved yours! Come join our group, we are trying make a go of it!
Cheers!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ElVezCantina/

Subject: u2 tickets

Sent: 16 Feb 2003, 10:36:56 PM

Hi my name is Jason. I am looking to buy or trade for your u2 ticket stubs. I am paying up to $40 a ticket. If you can't part with your stubs, could you please scan them and send me the scans at kiwaj@aol.com. I am using the scans for an art project I am working on. I have nine inch nails, grateful dead, tom petty, james taylor, depeche mode, rush, bob dylan and many other stubs, I am willing to trade.

Thanks for your time

Jason
kiwaj@aol.com

Subject:

Sent: 07 Feb 2003, 09:39:13 AM

Just one question.....who'd you piss off to cut your hair like that!?!?

Subject: Steve DeOssie at it again

Sent: 04 Feb 2003, 04:01:47 PM

Dan,

I was doing a search on Steve DeOssie for some fodder regarding this idiot after reading a column of his in today's Metro. I came across your site and letter you wrote to the Metro. I thought about copying it as an atachment to the letter I will write.

What an absolute boob. I think mediocre is a compliment to a guy who had 1 interception and no sacks in his career.

Look at today's Metro for this idiot's latest "column." I am assuming English wasn't his major at BC.

Rick B-
JP !

Subject: jeter swallows stickers

Sent: 03 Feb 2003, 10:53:52 AM

where can i get one of those...i already have a yankees suck sticker on my truck and i would love to add a jeter swallows to it....please let me know if i can get one

Hope

Subject: RE: L Street Brownies

Sent: Thursday, January 02, 2003 10:38 AM

You are the strangest man I've ever met!

Here is an actual e-mail received from El Vez!!!

From: ElVezCo@aol.com

Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 13:05:09 EST

Subject: thangyewberrymush

dan

thanks for the nice add to your site
i like the picture of you in the beanie while i'm on stage

it looks like a good site i will come back and see it later

we are in tornoto and i'm going to take a nap

you and the costume animals looks like a good thing

thanks
again
E

From: brendan@cuddlefish.com

Date: 16 Nov 2002 07:46:44 -0000

Subject: You have won the Gold Award

Congratulations.

Cuddlefish.com is pleased to annouce your site has been reviewed and you have won our Gold Award.

We would also like to offer you a permanent link in our "Winners List", Placed at: http://www.cuddlefish.com/cgi-bin/awards/award.cgi?action=view. As a Gold Award winner your site will be featured in our Newsletter in the near future.

The sites are judged on content, functionality, graphics and usefulness to the general public. We spend a lot of time reviewing sites and not all make the grade. You have done a great job, keep up the good work!

Thank You,
http://www.cuddlefish.com

Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 09:01:10 -0500

I picked up the improper bostonian this morning.
That's a nice chicken suit.

Subject: RE: hair

Date: Tue, 5 Nov 2002 08:42:18 -0500

If there was a doubt in my mind as to how whacked you are
- no doubt no more. You are a nutt.

Subject: RE:

Sent: Tuesday, November 05, 2002 9:24 AM

You have serious issues

Sent: Friday, October 18, 2002 4:08 PM

Subject: RE: CMSI 2002-10

oh my god!
this site is tooooo funny!

Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 9:21 AM

Subject: RE:

You are one twisted individual!

Date : Sun, 11 Aug 2002 13:54:32 EDT

Subject: RE:

Hi Danny
Great photo's, you are about as nuts as your father.
Love,
Your sane aunt

Sent: Thursday, August 08, 2002 2:25 PM

Subject: RE:

Wow you look at lot like Ross from Friends in your Ids.

Subject: RE:

Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2002 10:11 AM

There are some very entertaining pictures on this site of yours!

Subject: RE:

Sent: Wednesday, August 07, 2002 2:40 PM

Dan,
Your hilarious!

Subject: Re: Fwd: Fantasy Football

Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 12:20:30 -0700 (PDT)

Scary, but you actually do look alike in some of those photos.
Is that why you make fun of Lou??? Is he actually your uber successfull twin brother and you never said so??? Separated at birth were you??
I shall now call you Mini-Lou!

Subject: RE:

Sent: Tuesday, August 06, 2002 4:33 PM

Dan -
Don't know if you intended to forward your personal website to me, but it's been a real pleasure meeting your family and learning more about you. The picture of your wig wearing, guitar playing Dad was quite good.
Sorry, I don't happen to have a personal website so that I can reciprocate the pleasure; however, feel free to check out my husband's website...

www.BUSINESSCONTACT'SHUSBAND.com

Anyone else here at COMPANY NAME you'd like me to forward this to? Just kidding... I'll let it end here.

Subject: RE:

Sent: Tuesday, August 06, 2002 2:47 PM

You are a goober

Subject: RE:

Sent: Tuesday, August 06, 2002 6:00 PM

you are hilarious

Subject: RE:

Date: Mon, 05 Aug 2002 09:23:06 -0600

You are weird.

Subject: RE:

Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 13:57:53 -0400

You really ain't (right). that's good stuff

Subject: RE:

Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 09:19:44 -0400

I was there for the couch picture

Subject: RE:

Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 13:28:55 -0400

very nice! great pictures and funny. i did a running site for my final project in my html class last semester that i would email you, but it doesn't live anywhere. it's just a bunch of loose .sit files. it is cool though, people liked it when i presented it!

Subject: RE:

Sent: Monday, August 05, 2002 2:47 PM

Dan,
1. Your website just keeps getting better.
2. While I got a chuckle from 'randomania' I REALLY liked the dancing Spiderman.
3. I checked out your bad haircut link and the only bad haircuts I saw were over on the far right - the pics with you and the sideburn thing. The rest were great - you were such a cute kid.