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| Adventures of A Guy |
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BATDAN & NICK!
One recent Saturday night my neighbor Marilyn stopped by for some help removing a bat from her house.
The vicious beast, no bigger than a softball, was in her living room. We tried swinging a broom to shoo it out her front door, but instead it flew into her porch.
In the porch we tossed all available loose items, including balls and a paper mache cow to try and get the bat to fly out one of the many windows. We were unsuccessful, but did trash her porch. Fearing that we might injure the bat, we moved outside of the house to try and evict it.
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| Nick and Marilyn take cover as I swing a broom at the bat through the doorway to her porch. |
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| Marilyn offered encouragement, shouting 'catch that jerk', as I swatted the broom through a porch window. Upon realizing that she was wearing a showercap, I compliment her with a 'NICE HAT!' |
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| I switched swatting devices to this menacing purple duster because it had a longer handle than the broom. |
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| We took a breather to reassess the situation as the bat returned from the porch to the living room. |
Click here or on the photo above to see a video of the bat.
Video is an .avi file and should be viewed with Windows Media Player or it's equivalent. |
| Using a swing that would be the envy of Barry Bonds, eventually I hit the bat with a broom, knocking it to the couch, temporarily unconscious. We then quickly covered the dazed monster with a bucket and wrapped it in a sheet. |
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| Nick & I captured the beast and posed with our trophy. |
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| Ever the gentleman, I refused to retrieve the sheet used to cap the bucket. Even though the bat is making screeching noises under the bucket, Marilyn got her sheet because it was 'going to rain'. |
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