THE COUCH
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A GUIDE TO ENJOYING THE COUCH sports talk and humor |
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THE COUCH CAN BE LONGWINDED. HERE ARE SOME TIPS FOR GETTING THROUGH IT:
One of the main benefits of the internet is that it can be accessed from most places of business. Take advantage of this benefit and stick it to your boss by reading the Couch from your desk. You'll find the length of the stories perfect for killing time on those exceedingly slow workdays.
Under the File menu at the top of your browser, choose the Print option, or click on the picture of a printer on your browser's toolbar. Once the printer has done it's job, grab the pages and read at your leisure. Simply put the pages in your pocket, purse or parcel and save it for another time. Once you've finished reading it, use the paper to line your bird's cage. Future CEO's and accountants can use the pages to practice document shredding.
Admit it- every day on your way to or from work you notice fellow commuters reading. As you watch them reading you think to yourself, 'damn they're smart.' A surefire way to alleviate your jealousy is to print out The Couch and read it while you travel. While the rest of the passengers stare blankly out the window or at eachother, you can create your own little universe by reading. 'Commute' is defined here as taxi or public transportation, although Boston drivers routinely read while commuting in their own vehicles.
Instead of wasting your time staring at the paint or graffiti, print out a copy of The Couch and tape it to the back of the bathroom door. Not only will your time be used more productively, but also the next person to fill the seat will have the opportunity to enjoy The Couch. In true Teletubby fashion, you will brighten your day and someone else's.