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Cryogenic Freeze e-mail from Matthew Callahan on the Ted Williams Situation
-----Original Message----- You should smuggle ice cubes in, and throw them on the field and say "Ted would have wanted it this way"
-----Original Message-----
Everyone wants to go into extra innings these days. But some just want their
spirit to live on at Fenway Park.
Take the late Red Sox superfan Mary Ennis, who died in 1997 at 103 years
old. The ol' gal from Arlington hardly ever missed a home game and for her
Fenway fan-aticism, the team named her Fan of the Year in the 1980s.
So we're told although it took five years for the family to collect auntie's
ashes from the funeral home, her grandnephews made a snap decision on Aunt
Mary's eternal resting place: Let's take her out to the ballgame!
Although the boys could forget about buying her some peanuts and Cracker
Jack, there was still the nagging question about how to get the urn through
the security gates, said Someone Who Knows.
One of the boys - a well-known attorney from Wellesley who wants to remain
nameless - suggested they divvy her up in Baggies and divide the sandwich
bags between the rels with tickets to last Friday's game.
Which, coincidentally kicked off with a tribute to Aunt Mary's beloved Ted
Williams, who died earlier that day.
``So six of them took the train in from Wellesley and proceeded to spread
out all over the park - the first base line, the left field wall - and
casually dumped the ashes onto the field while everyone was distracted by
the tribute,'' said our spy.
``They even had photos of where she and her brother sat through the years
and spread a little of her out in the stands, too.''
What? Like that's the most god-awful eternal resting place idea you've heard
this week?
OK, we will concede being swept up in the stands with the peanut shells,
trampled K cards and rank beer cups seems sad, but we're talking a Fan of
the Year here. . .
The Red Sox yesterday had no comment on the Mary matter. But a pal on Yawkey
Way, who we thought would be skeeved by the story, said: ``It happens all
the time.''
``People come in for tours and they drop ashes on the field,'' he said.
``But it's mostly on the field.''
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